June 2013
so we were talking about sexism in maths and i sit on a table with all boys, and i said “you know women could all agree to stop having sex with men and essentially stop the human race” and this one boy goes “well boys could all agree to stop having sex with women and-” but this other boy cut him off like “yeah dude that ain’t gonna happen” and i died
Do you ever think about the fact that the US has created and legitimized a system of institutionalized inequality by funding schools through property taxes? That basically a child’s education is only as good as the value of the property in their neighborhood. Funny how education is so often viewed as an equalizing factor when there is nothing equal about it.
If the first thing you think about at the start of summer vacation isn’t High School Musical 2, you’re wrong.
That feeling when you make other people ship the things you ship
If you have a heart you’ll re-
If you care reblog, if not keep scr-
It won’t make your blog ugly, if you re-
what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises
it becomes daytrogen
I’m going to bed.
good nitrogen
sleep tightrogen
don’t let the bed bugs bitrogen
u: oo spank me
me:
8 trigrams… 64 palms!!
Summer Wine (feat. Barrie O'Neil)
Lana Del Rey
Summer Wine (feat. Barrie O’Neil) - Lana Del Rey
someone unfollowed me but im good because u kno why?
69 followers
Listen
You know what? I’m going to do an experiment.
I’m going to leave this track here, completely unmarked, and tag it with everything I can. If you like it, reblog it, give it some notes. If you don’t, ignore it and move on with your life. I’ll tag it with a bunch of fandoms, so people can hear it.
Just out of curiosity. Press play and see what happens.
I’ll give you one hint: I consider it beautiful.
dontcha wish ur girlfriend was FAST like me
dontcha
This is from the same fanfiction I made a post of before but I just…
fUCKIGN
people complain about auto correct but it’s helpful 99% of the titties
in the meantime, i have my cheese: theolivescribe: At this point in like six years it’s gonna be time for... →
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At this point in like six years it’s gonna be time for E3 and Nintendo is going to just walk on stage and nothing is going to happen for like a solid minute and then they’re gonna pull this little thing out of their pocket and hit the button on the front and it’ll be a full…
can one direction concerts even be classified as concerts literally all they do is roll around on the floor and touch each other
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more fanfictions about muggle-borns sneaking in pencils and calculators, and trading them illicitly, little black-market eraser dealers and “yo I got some graph paper if you wanna fuckin pass astronomy this year”
reblog in fvie secnods or els u die
do it fkuckser
i’m glad the shit that lives in the ocean lacks the ability to leave the ocean because most of it is scary as fuck
why do people have quiet respectful funerals when i die i want my ashes mixed with glitter and packed tightly into a coffin and then they blow up the coffin with explosives so glitter rains down on the guests while blasting “thanks for the memories” by fall out boy
does anyone else have this other self they’ve created in their mind that is not really exactly you irl but is more like what you want to be and has a life that continues in your head with like weird continuing daydreams but they’re not perfect or anything and wow i forget where i was going with this
