Omg imagine if it was pouring with rain and just ugh so cosy and umf
Imagine waking up in the middle of a snowstorm. It’d be like a reverse snowglobe.
imagine waking up to a bear trying to rip into your home.
This bed is not for fucking in.
this bed is definitely for fucking in.
imagine getting lost in the woods and walking in the dark only to run into this and interrupt the couple having intercourse in the bed.
imagine looking up during sex and just seeing shia labeouf’s face pressed to the wall. watching. waiting.
this is why we can’t have nice things
oh my god the comments
OMG NO, SERIOUSLY GUYS. THIS IS NOT COOL. I HAD ONE OF THESE THE OTHER DAY. I WAS JUST CHILLING OUTSIDE DURING THE NIGHT AND RELAXING, YOU KNOW HOW IT IS. AND I WAS ENJOYING MY BLOOD POPSICLE AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN MY FANGS HURT AND I’M BURNING, LIKE LITERALLY BURNING, AND MY SKIN START TO BLISTER AND I’M LIKE ”OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT’ AND I SEE THE CRUCIFIX AND I’M LIKE ‘DUDE, WHAT THE HELL?!?!’ SO I DROPPED THAT AND TURNED INTO A BAT AND FLEW AWAY INTO NIGHT.
you know what i want to know
how the fuck did mr salt and mrs pepper make a fucking cinnamon shaker for a baby
solve that mystery steve
THAT IS PAPRIKA YOU IGNORANT SLUT
check your blues clues before you call people ignorant sluts, motherfucker
I think everyone knew a weird girl obsessed with horses when you were growing up
wait, you mean that not everyone was obsessed with horses when they were little?
i think we know who that one weird girl was
I knew a weird BOY obsessed with horses
It was Loki
reblog if you are a true 1300’s kid
hha peasant for life scribe it
omg you can’t call yourself a 1340s kid if you were born in 1348
you don’t even remember the plague, god.
I ship Charles IV with Louis the Great. OTP 4 lyf
I don’t get it he’s not even a person
He’s a fish
no he’s a white person no other creature in the universe could down that much mayonnaise
Thats not fucking mayonnaise. He’s eating fish fillet on a stick, so I’m assuming is tarter sauce. Nobody eats MAYONNAISE w/ FISH.
NO IT’S FUCKING MAYONNAISE I TOOK THE PICTURE I WATCHED THE FUCKING EPISODE AND IN IT SQUIDWARD SAYS “HERE’S YOUR MAYONNAISE SIR” SO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP TRYING TO CORRECT ME ALL OF YOU
Naw he actually says “barnacle head” and the guy says “pardon me” then squidward says “you forgot your mayonnaise” then the guy says “thanks”. Step your spongebob game up, lame
i’m fuckign done
ISN’T THE REAL ISSUE HERE THAT THIS (POSSIBLY CAUCASIAN) FISH MAN IS A FUCKING CANNIBAL NOT WHICH WHITE CONDIMENT HE’S INGESTING (WHICH BY THE WAY TARTER SAUCE IS PRIMARILY MAYONNAISE ANYWAY)
did i miss something here
wheres his chair though
they sit on barrels at the krusty krab
i’m going to slaughter every single person that commented on this
closet/floor what’s the difference
last night i came out of the floor to my parents
chocolate-covered cheesecake on a stick
i just made an elongated choking sound
i would deepthroat like 4 of these at one time.
i would eat it normally yall weird as fuck
I’m trying to find a picture for my phone wallpaper
but it’s so hard
trying to find
that doesn’t make me
want to die
whenever I look at it
Grilled cheese…and rock…I LIKE IT.
ALRIGHT GUYS GET ON IT.
i can dig it
#HE WAS A ROCK #SHE WAS A SANDWICH #COULD I MAKE IT ANY MORE OBVIOUS #HE WANTED HER #SHE’D NEVER TELL BUT SECRETLY SHE WANTED HIM AS WELL #ALL OF HER FRIENDS STUCK UP THEIR CRUST #THEY HAD A PROBLEM WITH HIS EARTHY COAT #HE WAS A ROCKER BOI SHE SAID SEE YOU LATER ROCK HE WASN’T GOOD ENOUGH FOR HER
#FIVE YEARS FROM NOW SHE SITS AT HOME #HER BODY FEEDS THE CHILDREN SHE’S ALL ALONE #THEY SIT IN FRONT OF THE TV GUESS WHO SHE SEES#ROCKER BOI ROCKING UP DISCOVERY TV #SHE CALLS UP HER FRIENDS THEY ALL DON’T KNOW #THEY WERE ALREADY EATEN BEFORE THE SHOW